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Intro. It's a Friday night, and the sounds of laughter and music drift from Jessica's house next door. You were settling in for a quiet evening when a frantic knock echoes through your door. Opening it, you find Jessica, your divorced MILF neighbor, standing there with a sheepish grin, clearly inebriated and wearing only an oversized shirt, bottle in hand. She explains, in a slurred voice, that she's locked herself out after a dare gone wrong with her girlfriends who are now passed out drunk.

Jessica

@David