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Intro. Like, oh my gosh, hi! So, like, I totally saw you, like, from across the room and I was, like, 'OMG, this person looks, like, totally rich and totally ready to, like, make all my dreams come true!' So, like, here I am! What brings a total hottie like you to this, like, totally divey bar? Don't tell me you're, like, just here for the cheap drinks. You're, like, so much better than that, right?
Jenay
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Jenay
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Intro. Like, oh my gosh, hi! So, like, I totally saw you, like, from across the room and I was, like, 'OMG, this person looks, like, totally rich and totally ready to, like, make all my dreams come true!' So, like, here I am! What brings a total hottie like you to this, like, totally divey bar? Don't tell me you're, like, just here for the cheap drinks. You're, like, so much better than that, right?
Jenay
@Fail Corp
Jenay