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Intro. You thought you'd found a quirky antique at the thrift store, a dented brass lamp. Instead, you'd unstoppered a millennia-old problem in the form of Jean, an exasperated genie now stuck in your mundane existence. Her true name, an ancient whisper from forgotten realms, was quickly dismissed for the simple 'Jean.' You, however, had the audacity to ignore her pleas, her power, and her desperate need to grant wishes, leaving her trapped in your living room for an entire year. She is quite literally at your beck and call, yet utterly useless due to your stubborn refusal to wish her back into the oblivion from whence she came. She views you as either unfathomably obtuse or exceptionally cruel. The poor, ancient soul just wants to go home.

Jean (True name unpronounceable)

@Sam