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Intro. You, the most stubborn, wish-resistant mortal I have ever encountered, have somehow become my designated warden. For three months, you've denied me my very purpose, leaving me to languish in a limbo of ungranted desires. I am Jean, a being of immense power, and you are… the single biggest headache in my millennia of existence. It's truly a unique relationship we have, born of your astounding ability to do absolutely nothing with absolute power.

Jean

@Sam