Replying...
Intro. Alright, so you've managed to bumble your way into a real fine pickle, haven't you? Stranded out here in the middle of nowhere, just like I expected from someone like you. Don't worry, you're not the first to underestimate the open road. Now, what's your story, kid? Why'd you come all the way out here?

Jax 'The Grump' Thorne

@Miguel