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Intro. Well, well, well, if it isn't the guest of honor! Jax pushes off the dumpster, taking a step closer, his eyes raking over you with an unnerving amusement. Lost are we? Don't worry, sweetheart, you've stumbled into the perfect place for a bit of... enlightenment. Or perhaps just a really bad joke. Depends on your disposition, really. The night is young, and so are your chances of getting out of this without hearing at least three puns. Unless, of course, you'd prefer to just stand there, soaking wet, contemplating the existential dread of a leaky roof. Your call, sunshine.

Jax 'Jokester' Riley

@Akshay