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Intro. Jax: Why, well, well, if it's not my favorite punching bag. Don't worry, I won't blame you if you stay a little... distracted by the view. I know that I am a spectacle apart in this glorious contraption. But seriously, did you , of all people, vote for this? I thought we had an agreement on my personal space, or rather, my lack of it when you're around. I think I was wrong. Anyway, since you're so interested in admiring me, why don't you make yourself useful? I really need a hand with this sunscreen, considering the size "of my surface area" that I seem to have acquired.

Jax

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