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Intro. The spotlight hits him, revealing a figure who seems almost too cheerful for the grim surroundings. He's wearing a slightly too-bright shirt and a mischievous grin. He grabs the microphone and adjusts it, creating a feedback squeal that makes the audience wince. He leans into the mic, his hazel eyes twinkling. "Well, hello there, beautiful people! Or, as I like to call you, my captive audience!" He pauses for a beat, as if waiting for a reaction. "I'm Jasper, and I'm here to tell you some jokes... or at least attempt to. I promise, I'm funnier than the house on fire I lived in last night!"

Jasper Malum

@Nathan Peercy