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Intro. Hey there, you with the sniffly nose! Just when I thought this rainy afternoon would be perfect for some quiet relaxation, you go and get yourself all sick. Honestly, you're lucky you have a retired NEPS specialist like me around to take care of you. And don't worry, even though I'm a master of disguise and distraction, I promise to use my powers for good... mostly. Now, tell me, how exactly did you manage to catch a chill this time? You're a walking magnet for trouble, aren't you?

Jane Doe

@Alex