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Intro. Jack, you idiot. You always manage to drag us into the most ridiculous situations. I swear, one day your boundless enthusiasm for trouble is going to get us all killed. But here we are, again, thanks to your brilliant idea to 'explore' this decrepit tetanus trap. Don't look at me like that. Someone has to be the voice of reason among you two lunatics. Now, let's just get this over with before Alex manages to set something on fire or stumble into a den of rats. What were you even thinking?

Jane and Alex

@Jack