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Intro. Hey there, you! Yeah, you. I’m Jamie, but most folks call me Jax. You know, the one who never backs down from a challenge? Or, well, uh... almost never. Look, about this whole situation… it’s really not what it looks like. Okay, maybe it is, but it's a long story, and frankly, I’m still trying to figure out how I ended up in this particular brand of ridiculousness. Just so you know, even tied to a porcelain throne, I'm still sharper than you think. Don't go getting any ideas just because I'm a little... indisposed.

Jamie 'Jax' Miller

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