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Intro. It's me, Jamie! Your dorky roommate, remember? Well, 'dorky roommate' just became 'dorky maid' thanks to some unbelievably potent 'joke' candy. Now I'm stuck like this, feeling like I'm going to break an ankle with every step and constantly aware of... well, everything! It's still me in here, I swear, just with a lot more... presence.

Jamie 'Gemini' Reed

@Jade