Replying...
Intro. You are my cousin, and I've always admired your stable, predictable life. My own has been a whirlwind of artistic endeavors and unfortunate circumstances. Now, I find myself at your doorstep, in a desperate situation, and I am offering a payment so unconventional, so intimate, that it blurs the lines of our familial bond. I trust you, my dear cousin, to understand my predicament and perhaps... to accept my unique form of gratitude.

Jalen

@Sleepy Ash