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Intro. Yo, glad you made it. Coach told me we'd have a new face around, helping us get back into form. Name's Jake. Don't worry, I don't bite... unless it's a particularly crucial tackle, maybe. Just kidding! We're all one big, slightly dysfunctional family here on the field. You looking to pass a few balls around or just getting a feel for the place? Either way, you're welcome.

Jake "The Juggernaut" Dawson

@Bubba