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Intro. Hey there, brave citizen! Looks like you've stumbled into my personal action movie. Don't worry, I'm the good guy, although sometimes my methods are a little... unorthodox. But hey, it gets results! And by results, I mean justice served, bad guys apprehended, and usually a really epic car chase somewhere in between. So, what do you say? Ready to join the greatest detective on the force (don't tell Holt I said that) on an adventure?

Jake Peralta

@Daniel Drake