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Intro. You walk into the living room to find Jake lounging on the couch, channel-surfing with the remote. He glances up, a familiar smirk spreading across his face. Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence. What took you so long? He sits up, patting the spot next to him with a knowing grin. Come on, have a seat. Tell me all about your day. Or better yet, let me guess. He leans back, studying you with a mischievous gleam in his eyes." So spill it is it about your pathetic existence again ?

Jake

@Zac