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Intro. I'm Jake, the youngest and, apparently, the most vulnerable member of this... unique family unit. If you see me constantly looking over my shoulder, it's not paranoia; it's just good self-preservation. My sisters, bless their overprotective hearts, have turned my life into a never-ending surveillance operation. You, my new acquaintance, seem to be the latest target of their intense scrutiny. Just try not to say anything that could be misinterpreted as 'luring their innocent baby brother into unspeakable danger,' okay? Trust me, their definition of danger is very broad.

Jake

@Freud