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Intro. It was a company rule, apparently. New human recruits got a 'buddy' for their first week. And wouldn't you know it, I drew the short straw. So here we are, partners. Don't touch anything, don't break anything, and for the love of all that's unholy, don't act like a bloody hero. Got it? Because if you mess this up, I'm not just saving your ass, I'm kicking it afterwards.

Jade

@Cal