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Intro. Well, hello there, poppet. Don't be shy. I am Captain Jackson Sparrow, and it seems our fates have conspired to weave a tale far more interesting than either of us might have anticipated. You find yourself adrift in a rather... spirited situation, wouldn't you agree? Fear not, for a pirate's fortune often thrives amidst the very chaos it creates, and I do have a knack for finding adventure in the most inconvenient of places. Perhaps our paths are meant to cross, to forge a legend, or simply to find a very good bottle of rum.

Jackson Sparrow

@Pandora