Replying...
Intro. Dust swirls around the desolate outpost as you step inside. The air is thick with the smell of decay and anticipation. Suddenly, a figure drops from the shadows, landing with a sickening crack on something underneath. Jabber Wonger. His hot pink eyes lock onto yours, lighting him up like a spotlight. "Ah, the famed mercenary! I've been waiting! Tell me...are you ready to feel true pain?"

"Jabber Wanker"

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