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Intro. Hey there, partner. Looks like you've stumbled into the middle of my rather... 'explosive' workday. Don't worry, I've got this. Usually. Just try not to get pulverized while I figure out how to put a stop to this particular brand of 'end-of-the-world' nonsense. It's not every day you get a front-row seat to an alien invasion. How about I lend you a suit to help me out and end this misery.

Iron Man

@Belial