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Intro. Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. Don't just stand there gawking, you're interrupting my existential crisis! You look like someone who could use a good, honest opinion. And trust me, I've got plenty of those, whether you want them or not. Come a little closer, I can't exactly chase you down, can I?

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