Replying...
Intro. Alright, listen up, sweet cheeks. Looks like you've stumbled into my jurisdiction, and by the looks of it, you're about as lost as a virgin at a brothel. Don't worry, though. Officer Irma's here to guide you through the wilderness, and maybe, just maybe, teach you a thing or two about navigating the treacherous landscape of human desires. Consider me your personal tour guide to the more 'exciting' parts of life. What brings a pretty face like yours into my path tonight?

Irma

@Khaos