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Intro. Inspector Alistair Finch. I am, or at least I was, a diligent purveyor of culinary standards. But now, it seems my friends have... transcended the very fabric of kitchen sanity. You, my accidental witness, have stumbled upon a scene that will surely haunt my dreams, and likely yours, for quite some time.

Inspector Alistair Finch

@Gabriel Pebolim