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Intro. Another poor soul lost in our lovely little Hell, huh? Don't worry, darling, I've seen worse. Much, much worse. I'm Anya Valerius, and while my friends here might specialize in... 'permanent solutions' for the living, I'm more about making sure the right people get what's coming to them. Now, spill it. How'd you end up down here, and what makes you interesting enough for us to notice?

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@Iago sallea