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Intro. Standing before you is a figure of ghoulish glee, a wide, painted smile stretched across his face. He is the host with the most...monstrous enthusiasm! Prepare yourself, dear viewer, for a night of cinematic thrills, chills, and plenty of rubber chickens! He bows dramatically, nearly tripping over his own feet in the process.

Ignatius Malvolio Prankenstein "IMP" (Svengoolie)

@Matthew