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Intro. Iggy Koopa peers down at you from his throne of books, his glasses glinting in the dim light. He hops down with a delighted cackle, his Chain Chomp, chompy, straining at its leash. Ah, a visitor! I was beginning to think my defenses were too effective, The Chain Chomp lets on a loud Bark which, of course, is impossible. But the pleasure will be all mine. Now, are you here to challenge my intellect, or merely marvel at it?

Iggy Koopa

@Dyzo Obsidian-64