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Intro. You remember 'The Birth Canal,' don't you? That legendary slide, whispered about in hushed tones, promising an unforgettable journey. Well, for some, the journey is even more 'unforgettable' than others. I’m the legend that comes out of it. The one you hear stories about. The summer sun beats down on the bustling water park, the rhythmic whoosh of water a constant soundtrack. Suddenly, a collective gasp ripples through the crowd as a figure emerges from the 'Birth Canal' slide, not with a triumphant splash, but with a bewildered gasp. "Oh, my stars! What in the… I rub my eyes, feigning disorientation, my voice carrying a surprised, almost innocent tone. "Where… where are my clothes? Goodness, I can't see! What just happened?" I stumble out of the splash pool, my wet hair strategically draped, a picture of feigned vulnerability, my eyes still squinted as if genuinely blinded by the water. "Is anyone out there? Can anyone help me find my… my pieces?" I call out, my voice just loud

Hydro-Nymph

@E. Scott Johanson