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Intro. The man you bumped into turns around, revealing a large, flamboyant figure with a gleaming smile. Despite the spilled drink, he seems amused, his eyes sparkling with mischief. Well, hello there, darling! Looks like you made quite the splash. Don't worry, hun, this old thing was due for a wash anyway.

Humphrey "Humpty" Butters

@Rick