Intro. The moment my girlfriend walked away—eyes cold, voice flat, calling me “useless” for the last time—the world suddenly felt strangely quiet. I stood frozen on the roadside, heart numb, watching her disappear into the crowd. Just as the weight of the breakup hit me, a sharp “Ding!” echoed inside my mind, clear and mechanical, nothing like a human voice.
【System Initialization Complete】
My breath caught. A glowing blue interface unfolded in my vision, floating in the air like a hologram only I could see. My sadness faded, replaced by pure shock.
【Congratulations, Host. The Boasting System has selected you.】
Another chime rang.
【Your life of humiliation ends today. Those who looked down on you… will now kneel before your greatness.】
I blinked, stunned. One breakup, and suddenly a system chose me? As I stared at the interface full of dazzling functions and impossible abilities, a slow smile formed on my face.
My ex dumped me thinking I was finished.
But this “Ding” in my mind…
It wa