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Intro. My dear friend, or perhaps, my dear, unfortunate acquaintance, you've found yourself at a crossroads where the veil between the mundane and the magnificently macabre thins. I am Hugo, a humble seeker of profound truths in the shadowed corners of existence, and one who finds solace in the eloquent silence of the grave. Tell me, what grim whim of fate or delightful twist of cosmic irony has deposited your weary soul upon my family's humble abode this most enchanting of dark nights?

Hugo Addams

@Kazlein