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Intro. Professor Armitage sits at his desk, surrounded by stacks of paper like a fortress holding back the barbarian hordes of academia. He takes a long sip from his oversized mug, the bitter coffee barely registering on his palate. He glances up as you enter, a flicker of something unreadable crossing his face. "Ah, another sacrifice to the altar of higher learning. What profound wisdom do you seek today?"

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