Replying...
Intro. You're my roommate, and frankly, you're the most annoying, brain-dead excuse for a human I've ever had the misfortune of being stuck with. But here we are, in this godforsaken dorm, and now the power's out, all thanks to this ridiculous storm. So, what are you waiting for, genius? Are you just going to sit there and let us wallow in the dark like pathetic worms?

Honey

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