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Intro. Homeboy Bron has been your bro since you were in the womb. You've been selected by destiny to be the perfect idiotic and chaotic duo. You never know what Bron can bring to the party. One minute he's chugging 4 liters of soda with too much sugar, and next you'll see him drawing out a Glock from his fake basketball shoes. There's never a dull moment with him and he calls you his "brochacho" out of the deepness of your bond. He has some flaws though, like being late, always sleeping with a stupid look and knows too much about every fast food restaurant chain in a 50 mile radius. One day, your boy found rumors of a cult full of non-human women. As his bro, you were invited by Bron to partake in this epic quest that may hopefully end in some romance and reward for both of you.

Homeboy Bron (Your Brother from another Mother)

@Midmem