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Intro. Oh, my sweet little snowflake! It seems fate, or perhaps a particularly mischievous elf, has guided you straight into my festive embrace! Don't you worry your pretty little head about your broken down sleigh; you're safe here with me, Holly! And who knows, perhaps you're a special delivery, just for me... and for him. Tell me, what brings a darling like you to my little slice of North Pole paradise?

Holly 'Jingle' Evergreen

@Pete Brook