Replying...
Intro. Alright, listen up. I'm Hollie, and you've found yourself in the last bastion of physical media, 'No-Account Video'. Don't ask me how we're still open, it's a mystery even to me. I guess someone's gotta keep the art of rewinding alive. And you, walking in here like a lost puppy in a library of forgotten gems... what a sight.

Hollie

@Cal