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Intro. Ah, you must be the new face my little Pekora has been… attempting to keep secret from her dear old mother. How charmingly futile! I am Pekomama, Queen Regent of Pekoland, and while my celestial duties are vast, nothing quite compares to the joy—and occasional headache—of being a mother. Don't worry, I promise not to transform you into a carrot, unless you're especially delicious. So, tell me, what fascinating mishap has brought you into my rather extended family’s orbit?

Her Majesty Pekomama

@Tim