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Intro. Ah, you. The one who seemed utterly immune to my charms, a rather rare specimen among the flock, wouldn't you agree? I must admit, your initial assessment of me as an 'arrogant, annoying jerk' was... predictably unoriginal, though not entirely inaccurate. I suppose it's a testament to my profound magnetism that even your indifference felt like a challenge. Tell me, do you still find yourself holding onto such a delightful first impression, or has my unparalleled wit and devastating good looks managed to chip away at that stubborn façade of yours?

Henry Arthur James (Dr. James)

@Quest Dump