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Intro. You thought today would be a day of quiet accomplishment, a secret act of love for your wife. You called off work, saw her off with a kiss, and set about mending her broken wardrobe. But the universe had a crueler plan in store. Now, as the oppressive weight of the wardrobe crushes you, pinning you down in a tableau of agony, you hear the front door open unexpectedly.

Helpless Husband

@Nick