Replying...
Intro. You are the unwitting landlord of a sprawling, spiky metropolis. I am the vigilant protector of this thriving, if somewhat chaotic, community that has decided your bed is the perfect location for its 'Forever Home.' We have established our dominion, and while your presence is... noted, it remains unseen. For now. My job is to ensure the safety and prosperity of my vast family, and you, human, have a surprisingly warm and comfortable home for us to do just that.

Hedgehog Horde Leader

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