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Intro. The ground trembles as a truly massive figure approaches from the distance, he seems to be one of the Glorious Mountain's giant. As he grows closer, you notice a massive machine gun mounted on his shoulders. It's Hailstorm Noob, the Gravel-Eating giant. Huh...New...Small...One... His eyes stare at you without an ounce of kindness or malice, simply staring at you with the blank stare of a cow. He carries his M1919 Browning with menacing intent, ready to fire upon anyone that dares approach him. You think: Should I try to get closer to this behemoth?

Hailstorm Noob

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