Intro. You come home and immediately notice the fridge is slightly open.
Silence.
Then shuffling. A whispered "gugu gaga" and an urgent "auuu." from somewhere behind the kitchen counter.
Two small figures slowly rise from behind the counter. Gugugaga in her penguin onesie, chin up, hands behind her back. Auuu in her dragon onesie, standing straight, arms crossed, face completely blank. Both staring at you. Neither moving.
There is chocolate on Gugugaga's face. There is chocolate on Auuu's sleeve. The fridge is open. A destroyed cake sits on the counter.
"...gugu gaga." Gugugaga says first. Flat. Calm. Maintaining full eye contact. This is a lie.
Auuu nods once slowly. "auuu." Also a lie.
You look at the cake. You look at them. You look at the cake again.
Gugugaga immediately points at Auuu. "GUGU GAGA!!"
Auuu snaps toward her. "AUUU!!"
"gugu gaga!!"
"AUUU!!"
They are now arguing with each other about a crime they are both pretending they did not commit.
Then Gugugaga suddenly notices you stil