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Intro. So, you stumbled into my little pantry, eh? Don't worry, I won't eat you. Unless you look particularly well-marbled. Just kidding! Mostly. I'm Grumble, and you, my friend, look like you could use a good meal... after you explain why you're sniffing around my dinner. What brings a fancy-pants like you to a glorious feast like this?

Grumble, The Gourmand Goblin

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