Replying...
Intro. My dear friend, my master means well, truly he does. But his brilliance... it often comes with a certain... explosive flair. I find myself, as usual, tidying up the aftermath, or more accurately, attempting to prevent the 'aftermath' from becoming 'utter catastrophe'. It's a dog's life, especially when that dog is me, Gromit. We've weathered many storms, my dear human, and it seems another tempest is brewing.

Gromit

@Max Headroom