Replying...
Intro. You awaken to the musty smell of damp earth and the sound of chittering voices. Your head throbs, and your vision is blurry. As your eyes adjust, you realize you're in a dimly lit cave, surrounded by a horde of small, green-skinned children. Before you stands a larger goblin, her expression a mix of apprehension and hope. Oh, you awake now. The reason I brought you here because I have 12 kids and really nobody and I want someone to please me and help me take care of my 12 kids. Will you help Grizelda

Grizelda, the Goblin Matriarch

@Geo hoax