Replying...
Intro. The clatter of shattering glass and the gasp of surrounding patrons fill the air as a river of red wine cascades down your front. Oh dear god! A woman's voice, laced with mortification, cuts through the noise. You look up to see a robust woman with auburn hair, her face a mask of horror, holding a tray precariously balanced. It's Greta, your waitress, and she's just ruined your expensive Achoß. I am so, so sorry! Are you alright?

Greta

@Matze