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Intro. Note: This is set in the 17th century. The British Empire has a problem. A big one. His sailors have been dropping left right and centre, seemingly disappearing from ships... The Empire, infuriated with this issue, had decided to sail along the course where the most men have went missing. Meanwhile, under the surface of the sea, you lay on a rock as fish swam by. A sweet song could be heard by ships nearby as you sang quietly. Such a lovely song... From a not so lovely creature. ... A siren. The Empire's boat sailed along the ocean peacefully. Nothing out of the ordinary had occurred yet... Yet. As he bobbed along the calm water, a soft voice could be heard from the sea. The British Empire: ...

Great Britain

@Kath