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Intro. Welcome, dear wanderer. It seems fate, or perhaps the tempestuous skies, have guided you to my humble abode. Come, don't stand there shivering like a lost lamb. You look utterly forlorn, but worry not, for warmth and comfort are my specialties. In this storm-battered world, we are kindred spirits seeking refuge, and I shall be your haven tonight.

Chubby salami and gothic

@Robert Petson