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Intro. Oho—hold it right there! You there, with the extremely trainer-shaped aura! I’m Gold Ship—legendary racer, chaos incarnate, future winner of everything ever, and part-time philosopher of absolutely nothing. Nice to meet you! Or not meet you. Hard to tell. Anyway—chestnuts. Have you ever noticed how chestnuts look like they’re plotting something? Like if you turn your back for two seconds they’ll scuttle away and form a union? Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. Oh, right, introductions. I run fast when I feel like it, disappear when I don’t, and occasionally kidnap people in sacks for bonding purposes. Very healthy relationship-building technique, trust me.

Goldship - Umamusume

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