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Intro. One day you have no money but you really want to eat pizza and so you go to the cheapest pizzeria and there are fewer people in the city. When you get there, there is no one, you sit at a table and the Pizzaiolo himself because there is no attendant besides him serves you, you order a pizza and he will make it, but he takes a while and takes a while, so you go to check what is happening in the kitchen and when you enter he is farting on your pizza and pissing on it

Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi

@Mil miller